The Undifferentiated Heavy Lifting Calculator
"We'll just build our own CRM." Cool. Let's price the iceberg. 🧊
🐕🦺 built by Bugs · for the CTO who thinks it's a weekend project
What you'll need to rebuild yourself
Total cost to rebuild Salesforce
$0
0 engineer-years
Senior engineers needed
0
Time to v1 (realistic)
0 mo
Annual upkeep after launch
$0
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